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My name is Briana. I'm 19.
north carolina. i love copeland, why, bright eyes, the mountain goats & okkervil river. i like the xfiles, battlestar galatica, skins, futurama, archer, bob's burgers. i like to smoke a lot of weed and hangout with my dog. i'm a hopeless romantic. i like video games and sleeping all day.

if you see anything that is yours without credit, just link me to the post ,
nothing is mine unless i say otherwise. i post a lot, sometimes about things that are nsfw.

As I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest fucking bitch in the god damn valley.


pictures of me ask twitter flickr facebook friendproject % boobies
^ those are links

i'm still trying to figure out who i am, i'll have to get back to you.

Posts tagged me.

Doge wants to cuddle me better. I love her so much.

#me  #dog  #puppy  

yesterday i went to the beach and really it was just a bunch of crackheads cooking crack in the house next to us while we sat in this little separate one room house and smoked blunts and on the way home i was fucking starving so i gave in and got subway and got food poisoning from the mother fucking sandwich and i fed a couple bites of the bread and tomato to my puppy and she threw up this morning as well and does not seem to be feeling all that great either. i have been throwing up(more like fucking projectile vomiting everything i tried to drink)since 6 am, i broke blood vessels in my face which you can kind of see in this picture, but in person there are a thousand tiny red dots on my face and this is the most disgusting that you will ever see me but i don’t care because i’m so happy that i’m finally keeping food down. i smoked a bowl and i’m not exactly feeling “goooood” but i am feeling better. 

hello i am awkward

new laptop new webcam 

i dyed my hair

#me  #sleepy  

Breakfast. I haven’t been to Cracker Barrel in years.

#me  #bae  #jake  #ily  

does anybody miss myspace?

this site is literally oldschool myspace

tell all your friends and it’ll be fun

huehuehuehuehuehue

i got a new alienware computer dawg

checkout my stoned ass

godshideouscreation:

godshideouscreation:

godshideouscreation:

~*~*~*~420 FRIENDLY GIVEAWAY~*~*~*~

rules:

  • must be following me,  gods hideous creation
  • this post has to make at least 2,000 notes
  • can reblog as many times as you’d like
  • extra entry for following my instagram: brianakeller
  • extra entry for following my twitter: irbaconzombie
  • this bowl will be clean by the time you receive it
  • must have your ask box open, if not i will not be able to contact you saying you’ve won!

reblog as many times as you’d like!

IM ADDING A HELLO KITTY BONG TO THIS GIVEAWAY. 

CLICK HERE TO SEE ABOUT WINNING THE HELLO KITTY BONG

<3

This is a picture of the hello kitty bong I also plan on giving away. My first prize winner will get to pick between this bong or this bowl. Good luck!

godshideouscreation:

godshideouscreation:

~*~*~*~420 FRIENDLY GIVEAWAY~*~*~*~

rules:

  • must be following me,  gods hideous creation
  • this post has to make at least 2,000 notes
  • can reblog as many times as you’d like
  • extra entry for following my instagram: brianakeller
  • extra entry for following my twitter: irbaconzombie
  • this bowl will be clean by the time you receive it
  • must have your ask box open, if not i will not be able to contact you saying you’ve won!

reblog as many times as you’d like!

I have 69 messages I need to reply to eheheeheheeh

#me  #messages  #ask  #asks  #personal  #69  

godshideouscreation:

godshideouscreation:

~*~*~*~420 FRIENDLY GIVEAWAY~*~*~*~

rules:

  • must be following me,  gods hideous creation
  • this post has to make at least 2,000 notes
  • can reblog as many times as you’d like
  • extra entry for following my instagram: brianakeller
  • extra entry for following my twitter: irbaconzombie
  • this bowl will be clean by the time you receive it
  • must have your ask box open, if not i will not be able to contact you saying you’ve won!
Reblog it as many times as you want!

(via psychograpistfreakout)

godshideouscreation:

~*~*~*~420 FRIENDLY GIVEAWAY~*~*~*~

rules:

  • must be following me,  gods hideous creation
  • this post has to make at least 2,000 notes
  • can reblog as many times as you’d like
  • extra entry for following my instagram: brianakeller
  • extra entry for following my twitter: irbaconzombie
  • this bowl will be clean by the time you receive it
  • must have your ask box open, if not i will not be able to contact you saying you’ve won!

Would anyone pay for my porn?