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lok'tar ogar,
My name is Briana. I'm 20.
north carolina. i love copeland, why, bright eyes, the mountain goats & okkervil river. i like the xfiles, battlestar galatica, skins, futurama, archer, bob's burgers, literally a thousand other shows, movies, books & music i don't feel like listing. i like to smoke a lot of weed and hangout with my dog. i'm a hopeless romantic. i like video games and sleeping all day. raging feminist. i make and sell jewelry. i only believe in spreading good vibes. this is a safe place, if you ever need someone to talk to, i'll listen without judging and do my best to help.
i track godshideouscreation

if you see anything that is yours without credit, just link me to the post ,
nothing is mine unless i say otherwise. i post a lot, sometimes about things that are nsfw.

As I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest fucking bitch in the god damn valley.

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^ those are links

i'm still trying to figure out who i am, i'll have to get back to you.
kik & snapchat; brianakeller

terravore asked: pt: 2 another time was when I was at home, i was about 11 and i heard tapping on my window and I looked over and sad this skinny white thing that had small eyes and a large head compared to its body. no mouth, it was about a foot tall and it was just standing there on the roof tapping. I got so scared that I threw something at the window and scared it off. i couldn't sleep for like a week after that!

holy shit that is so fucking scary

my ex’s close friend told me a story about how something came up and put its face on the window when they were in the garage(which isnt attached to the house) and there was a dog that lived outside/ in the garage and it was really suspicious of strangers, short ones especially. 

god i would shit my pants if i saw a real extraterrestrial. 

terravore asked: pt: 1 woah that's crazy. I had a similar experience with the light things. One time when I was walking to the bus stop to get to school (it was about like 6:30) I was with my friends and we could see 3 lights in the sky moving with each other (it was dark out and you couldn't really see much) and if you looked closely you could see a outline of a triangle.

yeah, i’ve heard of my friends who’ve seen all sorts of different ones. i havent seen any recently. 

suddendeathsyndrome asked: 46

46. What are you paranoid about?

smokin all da weed

Anonymous asked: BRUH. OK so you were asked a question about if you believe that there's life on other planets.... & you said yes, you've seen it. Can you elaborate on you're experience please

i have had more than one experience..

my first one was at night, i was with my ex boyfriend watching the stars and i begun to notice one was moving strangely. it looked like a bright star, but it moved up and down, and side to side. then it started moving diagonally, and in all directions. slowly at first, then faster. jetting across the sky. i begun to notice more. 3, 4, 5. all moving separately. 

another time, we were on a back road, driving. i was packing a bowl and he slowed the car down and told me to look at this thing in the sky. i quickly glanced and told him it looked like a plane. he then slammed on the breaks and told me to look again. at first, i couldn’t tell what it was. it was a long, black object. we sat there for about 30-45 seeconds. it felt like hours. suddenly it began to sink into the trees. it did not make a sound the entire time. i told him that we needed to get out of there. i just had a sick feeling in my gut. we weren’t paying attention to the time. but i feel as though we could have lost some, i have no idea.

i used to see ones like the first one a lot after that, usually on my way home from work. we lived on this big, spooky hill. my friends claimed that a large bird or something would swoop down on them when they came to visit at night. the house was haunted as fuck. one time we were standing outside building a campfire (me, keegan, my roomates chad and ashley at the time) and i went inside to pee. i turned all 4 light switches on in my room and left them on. we were standing with our backs to the fire and my room went dark. we sent chad inside to check, he said nobody was there, no cars were there, we didn’t have immediate neighbors, and every switch had been flipped off- if the power had surged (which it did there a lot) the switches would have stayed up. but they didn’t. 

every single night i’d run from my car to the house, if i wasn’t the first home i dreaded the run from the furthest parking space. 

i’ve seen them here, too. in nc. when i lived in clayton i was coming back from cookout at around 2:15 am w/ my ex. we saw a weird triangle shaped object in the sky that was flying really low, so we took off after it in my car (attempting to get a video of it)

this is when we lost 6 minutes of time. i have no idea what happened but i was driving, i looked at the clock, i looked at the ship, i looked back at the clock, 6 minutes had passed, it took off in a flash of white light. 

some of my friends claim to have seen 3foot tall beings in the forest around my ex’s house, they lived on the other side of the hill where all the spooky things happened. (westford hill) (houlton/hodgeton maine)

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metatronsdream asked: Copeland, bayside, and the mountain goats are my shit. Don't call me peanut brings back so many memories, my god

dont call me peanut breaks my heart everytime. it means so much to me that i can’t even begin to explain. 

Anonymous asked: How do we get access to that porn blog?

search4delirium asked: 19, 46, 55 :)

19. Do you like bubble baths?


46. What are you paranoid about?

it depends on the day and how much weed ive smoked

55. Favourite blog?

oralempress babynugz blazed-bread & more im too lazy to name

Anonymous asked: 3, 71

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

my friends

71. Craving something? What?


Anonymous asked: 1-17, 25, 38, 57, 75-85, 91

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?


2. Are you outgoing or shy?

i already answered this

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

my bf

4. Are you easy to get along with?

for the most part, unless you hate chill people 

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

yes, but i dont get drunk like that

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

sweet, caring people who my dog likes

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?


8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

da bf <3

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

nah, nothing does

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?


11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

the dog just jumped in the fucking swamp ugh 

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

already answered

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?


14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

eh, not really

15. What good thing happened this summer?

i started dating thomas

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?


17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

yes, and i’ve seen it

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

none man

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

i already have him

57. Favourite food? 


75. Favourite animal?

my dog

76. What colour is your underwear?


77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla w/ chocolate on top

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

cookie dough

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?


80. What colour pants?


81. Favourite tv show?

the xfiles

82. Favourite movie?

fight club

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

theres a mean girls 2??

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

mean girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?


91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?



For my Grandma.

by Chris Churchfield of Black Cat Tattoo in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

jaymic911 asked: 45

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

my dog

my boyfriend

the fact that i have to work

metatronsdream asked: 2 & 12

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

i can be outgoing, if i like the people i’m around. 

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

ordinary - copeland

love affair- copeland

kansas city- okkervil river

don’t call me peanut - bayside

no children - the mountain goats